Strawberry cupcake pet bed

I can't see velvet without thinking of George Costanza's desire to drape himself in it (if it was socially acceptable, of course), but fortunately for Felinerina, who sells this strawberry cupcake pet bed, my cat isn't a Seinfeld fan.

Never having to worry about Jason Alexander popping into her dreams while she curled up on the 16" x 18" textured velvet cushion would be great, sure, but I'm not sure it's worth $140. I'd rather just get the $75 chocolate cupcake bed from the other day and cross my fingers that my cat's days of treating a bed like a litter box are over.