Cupcake air freshener

If your minivan is fresh out of that "new car smell" (that's just leather, right?) people can't seem to get enough of, then cover it up with the "long-lasting fresh scent" of a frosted cupcake. A pack of three double-sided cupcake air fresheners from Medo's Auto Expressions costs $6 from Amazon, and even though shipping and handling is a comparatively outrageous $7, it's still way cheaper than a brand new car!

I can't tell from the product description, but I assume the air freshener is meant to hang from the rear-view mirror. And what completes the perfect picture of a suburban soccer mom than a swinging tri-colored frosted cupcake visible through the windshield?