Cupcake Sugar Body Polish bath scrub

Do beauty products named after cupcakes ever smell like them?

This Cupcake Sugar Body Polish by WildWoozle Soap Company, for example, bears the fragrance of "sugar-frosted creme brulee sweetness" thanks to its pure sugar and hypoallergenic oil blend. What do burnt cream and a glass-like layer of torched sugar have in common with what appears to be a vanilla cupcake frosted with vanilla icing? Gee, I wonder which essential oil should've been mixed into the body scrub.

Oh well. If you don't mind smelling like custard and burnt sugar, you can pick up 5.5- and 16-ounce tubs of scrub for $14.75 and $35, respectively.